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House Colors

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On December 26, 2023
A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige,...

Perfect Christmas Tree

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On December 25, 2023

In search of a perfect Christmas tree, two blondes ventured with axes deep into the forest. After hours of braving sub-zero temperatures and biting wind, one blonde turned to the.

Remote Batteries

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On December 15, 2023

A blonde saw another blonde weeping beside her car. "Do you need help?" she asked. The weeping blonde replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlock thing,.

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Fish Heads

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On November 20, 2023
A blonde went to "Jim's Seafood Store" and asked the owner what was the best part of the fish.Jim smirked and said, "The best part of the fish is the head. Not only is it good, but the head will make you smarter too."The blonde...

Flying Blonde

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On November 2, 2023

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her.

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Executive Assistant

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On July 12, 2023
A blonde assistant to a CEO was asked to plan her boss' meetings during his East Coast trip. She didn't know what time to book his meetings on the day of his arrival in New York because she couldn't figure out what time he would be...

A Discount

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On July 2, 2023

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into.

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Milk Bath

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On April 28, 2023
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She called a local milk farm and ordered 25 gallons of milk. When the customer service representative read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons....
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