Two hunters are out in the woods just as it’s starting to get dark. They are walking along and all of a sudden one of them yells “STOP, right now!”.
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa, being in a kind.
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog..
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender laughs and says, 'Hey, we have a drink named after you!' The grasshopper looks at the bartender, with a look of extreme.
A dog, a cat and a chicken walk into a cafe. The dog barks that he wants water. The cat meows that she wants milk. So what did the chicken.
After a busy Christmas Day, Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly. As.