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Polar Bears

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On August 12, 2021
One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his polar bear son were sitting in the snow. The cub turned to his father and said: "Dad, am I 100 percent polar bear?" "Of course, son" replied the father. "you are 100 percent polar...

Snake Bite

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On June 1, 2021

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs.

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Beware of the Dog

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On April 29, 2021
Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, “Danger! Beware of Dog” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is that the...

Visit to a Zoo

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On April 2, 2021

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother.

Bird Dog

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On March 19, 2021

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a.

Three at a Bar

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On March 11, 2021
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. "Hey," the bartender exclaimed, "No animals are allowed in here!" "We're not just animals, buster!" says the parrot. "I'm not talking to you," replied the bartender,...

She Bears

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On March 3, 2021

A minister was talking to a children's Sunday school class about the Old Testament story of the children who mocked Elisha on his journey to Bethel. For once, he had.

50th Anniversary

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On March 1, 2021

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their Golden Wedding Anniversary..

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Two Hunters

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On February 20, 2021
Two hunters are out in the woods just as it’s starting to get dark. They are walking along and all of a sudden one of them yells “STOP, right now!” They had just stopped 4 inches from falling into a hole that looked to be...
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