An old guy was fishing one afternoon when he noticed a frog sitting next to him. The frog said, “Mister, I’ve had a spell cast on me. If you’ll kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess and I’ll make you happy for the rest...
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A rabbi, a priest, and a preacher meet every Monday in a coffee shop to talk things over about their spiritual lives.One day, the priest makes a bet with the.
Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den.The family dog was lying in the den, and as the.
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day when they collided at the point where the pathways meet. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.When the snake...
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.” “Take him to the vet,”.
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the.
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks...
A man goes on a two-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return, he calls his brother."So how is my cat.
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.” “We’re new here,” says.
A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really...