A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells...
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“Hello, police department? I’ve lost my cat and… " “I'm sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…" “But you don’t understand, this is a.
A blind man was out walking with his service dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and.
A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. When the bartender brings his beer, the guy pays him and puts an octopus on the bar. The bartender tells him, "get that thing out of here!" The guy says, "No, wait you don't understand....
A blonde went to "Jim's Seafood Store" and asked the owner what was the best part of the fish.Jim smirked and said, "The best part of the fish is the.
A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his mom.As he opened it, a twenty-dollar bill fell out..
A woman was very distressed because she has not been married very long and yet her husband has lost interest in sex. So she went to see her doctor and relayed the problem.The doctor didn't seem worried at all and told her that it was...
A guy was doing some handyman work at a house. Across the room, there was a large gray parrot on a perch. At one point, the family dog came into.
A lady approaches her priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they.
In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "He is, but tell me, do you need him as the sheriff or...