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Why don't blondes eat Jell-O?
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jell-O?
A: They can’t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little
packages.
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
An incredible inventor
He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe with a phone in the heel. Now, he thought, he could use a phone whenever he wanted. He made several more so that he could have several shoes with phones in the house. One day, an emergency came up and he needed a phone bad. Would you believe it, he couldn’t find a single phone boot.
Entra un hombre al consultorio
Entra un hombre al consultorio de un m�dico y le explica su problema:
“Doctor, ver�, mi problema es que tengo un test�culo de madera y otro de acero.”
“�QUEEEE?”, exclama el doctor, “no puede ser posible.”
“S�, tengo un test�culo de madera y otro de acero.”
“Esto no lo puedo creer.”
“En serio, si desea se los muestro.”
Efectivamente, se baja los pantalones y �zas!, uno de madera y uno de acero.
“Asombroso,” exclama el doctor mientras los examina meticulosamente, “pero que pena por usted que nunca podr� tener hijos.”
“C�mo que no?, si tengo ya dos hijos, y est�n en la recepci�n.”
“No puede ser, h�galos pasar.”
El paciente se incorpora y grita:
“��PINOCHO, ROBOCOB, PASEN!!”
Basketball player
Q: Why did they throw the tall basketball player out of the nudist colony?
A: He kept sticking his business in other people’s noses!
Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?Johnny: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s lettuce, but now it’s gone.