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One wish to each

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish I were smarter”. So she became a redhead. The second blonde said “I wish I were smarter than her.” She became a brunette. The third blond said “I wish I were smarter than both of them.” So she became a man.

hitchhiking

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, “Well, aren’t you going to ask me?””Ask you what?” replied the trucker. “If I’m a boy or a girl,” answered the youth.”Don’t matter,” replied the trucker. “Gonna fuck ya anyway.”

New Pastor

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back “Revelation 3:20 ” and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was notation “Genesis 3:10”.

Revelation 3:20 reads: “Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.” Genesis 3:10 reads: “And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked.”

A blonde and a mosquito

What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Have you heard of the

Have you heard of the new Mexican sports car?

– Its got four on the floor and twelve in the back seat!

Yo Mamma So Fat

Yo mamma so fat bill gates couldnt pay for her liposucktion

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