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Maggie and sarah(two blondes)were driving to Florida,they saw a sign that said “Florida Left” so the two blondes went back home.
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh is being driven through the country and when he nears a farm,
the chauffeur accidentally runs over a pig. Rush Limbaugh says that the
chauffuer better go in and apologize and pay for the pig. The chauffuer is in
there for 10 hours. When he comes out, Rush Limbaugh asks what happened and the
chauffeur says, “Well, I went in and told them and the farmer gave me a feast
and the mother and daughter gave me incredible sex for 7 hours!!” “Well, what
did you say?!” cries Rush Limbaugh jealously. “Oh, I told them that I was Rush
Limbaugh’s chauffeur and I’d just killed the pig.”
Ya Just can't wipe
Bert had been married for years, and was starting to have some problems getting it up. One of his friends told him that he should surprise his wife one of these nights, and things would change. His friend told him to sneak in, really late one night, and crawl quietly into bed beside his wife without waking her up. Then he is to slowly reach down into her panties and play around a bit, then wipe it on his face. That would turn him on, and once he woke her up, she couldn’t resist this hardon. So he waits a few days, sneaks in, and crawls into bed beside his wife. He sticks his hand down her panties, and plays around a bit, then wipes it all over his face. Sure enough, he was getting horny, so he repeated this a few times. Shortly he had a hard on a squirrel couldn’t climb. He was very happy, and turned on the light, and woke up his wife……”Honey, do you notice anything different about me???”She took one look at him, and said “Yeah, have you been fighting again??? There is fresh blood all over your face.”
New Interns
Two new young interns are hired in the White House.
They are walking down the hall when President Clinton sees them.
The President walks up and says, “Gee, I’ve never come across your faces before.”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is…
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Jockstrap Boys
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