Flying Broomstick

An engineering student was walking across campus when he saw his classmate flying on a broomstick. He asked, “Where did you get such a great flying broomstick?”
The second one replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful witch flew up on this broomstick. She threw the broomstick to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.’ So I took the broomstick.”
The first student nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”