Lonely Eve

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Wandering dejectedly in the Garden of Eden, Eve told God, “I’m lonely. I’m tired of eating apples by myself.”
“Okay,” God said, “I’ll create a man for you.”
Eve said, “A man! What’s that?” “He’s a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego. He won’t listen very well; he’ll get lost easily, but he will never ask for directions. However, he is big and strong; he can open jars and hunt animals. And he’ll be fun in bed.”
“Sounds great!” said Eve.
“Oh, and one more thing,” God said. “He will want to believe that I made him first.”

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