A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single.
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10) You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 9.) You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll.
Knock KnockWho's there?Kansas!Kansas who?Kansas the best way to buy tuna!
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce.The Lawyer says OK, what are your grounds.My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with.""What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge...
13> Well, *something's* controlling the little people inside that big box. 12> Plumbers can't find source of that blood leak. 11> Every morning your 14-year-old son wakes up in a.
Your mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 you were on a scale!
What you get when you don't read the manual first.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. 2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key 3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 4. 2 2 =.
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts.
Gary matched Dan, drink for drink, trying to get him to talk about what was bothering him. Gentle prodding was ignored until after downing his ninth, Dan blurted out, "OK, it's your wife." "My wife?" his friend demanded. "What about my wife?" "I think she's...