what is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a scum sucking bottom dewler and the other is a fish.
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1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place? " Woman: "Well, I don't.
Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn't here. She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he might.
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers: 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. FREE PUPPIES: PART COCKER SPANIEL - PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN....
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became.
An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn''t get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened.
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition,...
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Yo mamma so fat bill gates couldnt pay for her liposucktion
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom? A: The ZIP Code.