Q. What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato? A. A dictator.
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A father and his son were grocery shopping when they came across a great display of condoms. The son asks, 'Dad, what's the three pack for?' Father replies, 'That's for.
Why doesn't Clinton have the courage to call his plan what it really is? "Socialism"
THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser AGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my...
Some kids got introble at the zoo,so the maniger asks each kid what is your name and what did you do.The man ask saly and saly said i through Penuts.
A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the.
HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about that back of yours. It looks really awful. Perhaps you should see a doctor. Eventually, after a lot of persuasion the Huchback goes to the doctor. DOCTOR: I want you to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes jacket then stops)...
your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.
Knock KnockWho's there?Coolidge!Coolidge who?Coolidge a cucumber!
Knock KnockWho's there?Leona!Leona who?Leona'ly way to go!