Little Mary was sitting on her granfathe's knee and after looking at him intently for some time, she said, "Grandpa, were you in the ark with Noah?" "Certainly not, my dear," he replied in astonishment. "Then," asked Mary, "why weren't you drowned?"
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The wealthy wife of a very successful businessman went to the portrait artist for her first sitting. The portrait, a gift for her husband. She explained to the artist what.
Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency Dry-Cleaning.
why can't a bicycle stand by its self? Cause it two tired.
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?It changes their blood type.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.Blessed are they who.
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. When asked why, the engineers coyly said "You'll see." They all board the train, the lawyers taking...
Why are Lesbians the worst cooks? Because they are always eating out
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow. "Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must...