Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else? A. Nice dick!
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There was a man who had memory loss. His wife got so fed up with him that she decided to take him to a doctor to help him remember things..
What is the difference between Pamela Anderson and a Manchester United Goalkeeper? Pammy has only got two tits in front of her!!!
> > > A small town prosecuting attorney called his first > > > witness to the stand in > > > a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He > > > approached her and asked, "Ms. > > > Jones, do you know...
Why do men always want their brides to wear white? Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove. Submitted by Glaci Edited by Calamjo
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you.
Joe was travelling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?",...
Hilary Clinton got hit by a bus and went up to heaven. To get in though, she had to go see St. Peter. When she was in his office she.
:Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office but aren't:10. I need to whip it out by 59. Mind if I use your laptop?8. Just stick it in my.
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?" "There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."