1. Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you 2. Your idea of a good time is a full code at shift change. 3. You find humor in other peoples stupidity. 4. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac 5. Your idea...
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A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you.
Joe was travelling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?",...
Hilary Clinton got hit by a bus and went up to heaven. To get in though, she had to go see St. Peter. When she was in his office she.
One night, a four-year old heard some strange noises in his parent's bedroom, so he gets out of bed to check it out. He enters their room and sees his.
This couple was getting ready to go to bed and when the husband came in from the bathroom his wife was rubbing this cream all over her tits. He said "what the hell are you doing". She said she was unhappy about the size of...
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He.
There was this woman who went to the doctors cause she was complaining that sex with her husband wasn't up to par. So the doctor recommended some sex pills and.
Several years ago a Brit friend of mine told a story in which an army officer was notified that the parents of one of his enlisted men (whose surname was Hawkins) had been killed in an accident. The officer summoned the man's sergeant, advised him...