In a classroom of third graders, the teacher says to the kids, "Today, class, we will be telling stories that have a moral to them." She explained what a moral to a story was and asked for volunteers. Little Suzie raises her hand. Suzie: "I...
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"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she.
Q. What's necrophilia�s biggest complaint about sex? A. They just kind of lay there.
Two gay guys are in a bathroom using the urinals. The one guy looks at the other guy's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He turns to.
There's this guy and one day, when he pissing, he notices that his penis is orange. He goes, "What the hell?" and he went to the doctor the next day..
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel. As they are getting undressed, the first man says to his wife, "What huge buttocks!" Much offended, she threw him into the corridor. The second man, also undressing, says to his wife, "Christ! What...
There is a little Mercedes 280 SL in Toronto being driven by a gorgeous blonde and the plate reads:WAS HIS
1.Bullet Proof' vests aren't. 2.The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They also punch, kick and choke harder too. 3.The speed at which you respond to a fight call.
Your Mama is so fat, that when she went to the farm, people said,Why is this pig out of its cage?