486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say...
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A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do.
Knock KnockWho's there?Chuck!Chuck who?Chuck in a sandwich for lunch!
Q. What is the noisiest thing in the world? A. Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.
Rejected Names For Ross Perot's Political Party 10. The Rosstafarians. 9. United We're Nuts. 8. The Dork-O-Crats. 7. Wacky Ass Billionaires. 6.The "You Might Be A Redneck If You Join.
'WORDS OF WISDOM AT THE HALF CENTURY MARK' From the book, 'Dave Barry Turns 50' 1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in.
The biggest fear of any computer user is that you just blew several grand on a clunker that's not even fit for a boat anchor. Try these dead giveaways on for size: 10. The monitor is certified for low emissions by JiffyLube. 9. The logo...
Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going.
Once, there were two parents taking a shower together, so then their two children (a boy, and a girl) come in the bathroom and the girl asks the mother, "Mom,.
A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now, Show...