Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to santa?
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A guy walks in a gay bar even though he is not gay. He is just thirsty. He goes up to the bar and says I want a water please..
How do you make a hillbilly women pregnant? Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
Mr. Harris had a new secretary who was such a pretty young thing and so eager to please that he decided to "work late" and to take her to dinner.
KRIPYA APNI GIRLFRIEND KI BRA KO TIGHT KAR LIGEYE "KYONKI ABHI ABHI PATA CHALA HAI KI CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI"
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say...
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do.
Knock KnockWho's there?Chuck!Chuck who?Chuck in a sandwich for lunch!
Q. What is the noisiest thing in the world? A. Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.