5 Things to do in an elevator

1. Before someone gets off, yell, “WAIT! I HAVENT SMELLED YOU
YET!”

2. After smelling them, tell them what culture they smell like
they are from.

3. Tell EVERYONE you have new underwear on.

4. Look at people and Stare. And Stare. And Stare until they get
off.

5. Tell people things like, “We met in a past life. We were both
pretyt white bunnies with cottonball tails and we were BEST
FRIENDS!”